fiendly neighborhood novelist (heathencorp) wrote in f3_i,
fiendly neighborhood novelist
heathencorp
f3_i

commercial of the daleks

dalek sec: 'we-have-come-for-you-superior-soup-and-salad-BAR!'

dalek thay: 'as-i-understand-it-sweet-tomatoes-is-good-for-only-one-THING! they-are-good-at-SALAD!'

dalek sec: 'you-are-incorect-dalek-THAY! they-are-also-good-at-soup-and-SIDES!'

dalek thay: 'i-do-not-believe-YOU!'

dalek sec: 'do-not-knock-it-until-you-have-TRIED-IT!'

dalek thay: 'you-cannot-make-me-eat-SOUP!'

dalek sec: 'try-IT!'

a side panel opens and a tentacle emerges to take a spoon of soup inside. a pause. then...

dalek thay: 'annalysis-comPLETE! soup-is-acceptABLE!'

caption: 'sweet tomatoes! we've got something for everyone!'
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